Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS (Don Edmonds, 1975)

4/10
You wouldn't think a 70's Nazisploitation softcore trash movie could be quite so boring, but unfortunately, it is. The sex scenes aren't particularly interesting, though the torture and gore is fairly well done. The plot (too much of it!) is plodding and largely a bore, although it does lead to a fairly cool shoot-out at the end. The two best things in this movie are, let's face it, residing on Ilsa's chest. Other than that, not much of note here. It wasn't so-bad-it's-funny, nor was it really interesting in a what-were-they-thinking way. The only unintentional humor came from the actors' accents coming and going (they're German SS officers in a German-based camp...and they all speak thickly-accented English? Okay then). Too often B movies sound like more fun in theory than they are to actually sit down and watch, and that's definitely the case with this one.